ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X

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IZ ZO ZGARY1 LIGE 13371

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I WAZ WADGIN DUH ZBONGEBOB AND EH SEZ "OOOH IM KILL YOU 1337!!! I IZ MURDER YOU WITH KNIVE!" ZO IM LIGE! "ZOMGS WI IZ YOUUU MURDER NE? I IZ ZO NIZE;\ AND DEN E SEZ "OOOHHHH I IZ GOZD AND I IS GILL YOUR VAMILY111 'ZO DEN I LIKE NO IZ YOU NOD GREEBY AND I IZ THROW MAI DEEVEE OUD DA WINDOW AND DEN IT NOD DURN OFF SO I GILLID AND IZ LIKE OOBER SGAREH LIKE 1337 ZO DEN I WANY NOZTALGIA ZO I GO DO VIDEO GAME ZDORE AND IS GOONE BUD THEN A UBER SCAREH OLD MANS IZ DER AND EX LIKE "OOHHH DIZ GAME IZ VREE, I IZ GREEBY OLD MAN OOH GIVES YU DIZ GAME VREE!" AND I IZ ZO ZMARD BEGUZ DIZ IS SUCH GOOOD DEALLS ZO I LIKE "OOOHHH GIMMEH DEH GAME I DONT CARE IF IZ GURZED" ZO DEN I GO HOME AND PUT IN MY OLD DUZ\TY SNES AND IZ ALL LIKE SCAREH GAME AND  THEN LAVENDER DOWN ZDARDS BLAYIN AND IZ LIKE ZOOOMG SGAREH IZ BAGWARDS! DEN EVIL GOZD COMES OUF OV DA DEEVEE AND KILLS MEH AND I IZ LIKE 1337 AND E IZ LAVIN AND DEN BLOOD AND DEN IZ LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND DEN IM LIGE OOOHOHOHOH I IZ DIE! THE END!!!

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