YO YO YO WHUTUP THIS HERE BE MY ROBLOX HISTORY

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SO ONE DAY I WAS ALL "YO I WANT SOMEWHERE I CAN JUST DO WHATEVZZZ" SO I GOOGLED "3D SANDBOX THINGY" AND THERE WAS ROBLOX.SO I WENT AND MADE AN ACCOUNT YO. THIS WAS IN 2007-2008 OR WHATEVZ, I CAN REMEMBER THE STARTER BEING THAT DUMB HOUSE WITH THE WHITE GROUND AND THE SIGNS EVERYWHERE.

I WAS ALL "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" BECAUSE I WAS ALL BUILDIN' AND STUFF YO. I WAS PUTTING BRICKS HERE AND I WAS PUTTIN BRICKS THERE. SO THEN I STRAIGHT UP WENT TO A PLACE YO.

I ENTERED AND was immediately blown to bits by an exploiter. I think it was a sword fighting place or something.

Then I WAS ALL "YO I BE GONE NOW" CUZ MY COMPUTER CRAPPED ITSELF AND DIED SO I GOT A NEW ONE BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THE ABILITY TO INTERNET. I CAME BACK IN 2010 TO THE SITE BUT I COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY USERNAME, YO. SO I MADE THIS ONE INSTEAD LIEK A BAWS.

OKAY SO THAT'S HOW I GOT HERE.

SO NEXT THING I DID WAS JOIN SOME STUPID CLANNIE PLACE CALLED SSSC LED BY SOME SCRUBLORD WHO PROBABLY LEVELED UP DEX OR SOMETHING. HE PROMOTED ME TO HR SO I STARTED MESSING WITH PEOPLE AND CHANGING THE RANKS AROUND AND WHATNOT. LEADERSCRUB HAD A FIT AND STARTED POINTING FINGERS AT EVERYONE BUT ME BECAUSE I'M SO MLG EVEN WHEN I WAS A NOOB.

HE THEN GAVE ME THE GROUP BECAUSE HE TRUSTED ME FOR SOME REASON SO I ANNIHILATED IT. YOU CAN SEE THE WEEPING CHARRED REMAINS IN MY GROUPS, JUST LOOK FOR THE ONE CALLED S.S.S.C.

WHILE ALL THIS WAS HAPPENING I WAS ALL "YO I NEED SOMEADAT PLACE VISITS HOW DO?" BUT THEN I FOUND OUT THERE WAS SUCH A THING AS A CREEPYPASTA SO I MADE A CRAPPY BLACK ROOM AREA IN A PLACE AND SAID IF YOU GO THERE YOU DIE OR SOMETHING. PEOPLE EVEN MADE YT VIDEOS OF THEM TRYING TO "DISCOVER" THE SECRETS.

SCRUBS.

OKAY SO THEN I WAS ALL "WHELP TIME TO FORUM" SO I WENT AND STRAIGHT UP ENTERED RT (REMEMBER THIS WAS STILL 2010) AND I WAS MLG PRO WITH A SIDE OF NOSCOPE.

Then stuff happened.

Now I am MLG strength build minmax gamer pro.



Credited to Big_Rigs 
Originally uploaded on June 22, 2014

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