What Goes BANG in the Night

One dark, stormy night I could hear a loud thumping noise coming from my parents bedroom. Figuring it was just my parents getting it on, I simply put my pillow over my head and tried to GO TO SLEEP.

The next morning, I walked downstairs and found my mom was making herself a cup of coffee. I walked up to her and asked, "Mom, why do you have to be so loud when you and dad are fooling around?" My mom looked at me with a puzzled look on her face, "Honey, your dad is in Vegas on a business trip."

My eyes grew wide with fear. "THEN WHO WAS FUCKING MY MOM!?!?!"

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