Undertale yellow, EXTRA SUPER DELUXE
Author's note: This story is meant to be a sequel to Subnautica, SUPER DELUXE, and the next story is Nuclear throne, ULTRA EXTRA SUPER DELUXE.
Hello again. My name is still Austin Maurice and yet again, I've sniffed the metaphorical fart of corrupted and SPOOOOOKY game hacks yet again. So anyways, if you read my last entry, you might be wondering why I'm alive again. Well, the author of this shitty creepypasta parody is way too fucking lazy to provide a reason for my resurrection, so I'm just... back, I guess.
Anyways, one night I was browsing the website the "common folk" refer to as; "Game Jolt". looking for mods for my favorite Undertale fangame, Undertale yellow (UTY for short). I suddenly found one called: "Undertale yellow Ceroba feet mod free download no scammy ;). I was too horny thinking about it to notice the "no scammy ;)" bit, and had downloaded it so fast my desk and chair disintegrated and I fell on my ass.
After using my EPIC HACKEMAN GAMER 6969420™ skills to add the mod to the UTY files, I noticed my computers wallpaper had changed from a hyper-realistic rendition of Ceroba's glorious toes to a big scary man. He was in a red boiler suit and had 76 chins. His face looked like Mr. potato if he was an ex-cocaine addict. "HELLO AUSTIN" he said in a voice that could only be described as Elmo from Sesame street being pleasured. "Who the actual flipity flip nuggets are you?" I said. "MY NAME IS GREG AND I'M HERE TO SAY DO NOT PLAY THE MOD YOU FURRY BASTARD!" He continued. "First things first, I'm not a furry (Definitely ;) ) and the second thing is you can't stop me!". "OH WELL" he said sadly. "GOODBYE DUMBASS!" he said, then disappeared. "How strange..." I thought, booting up UTY.
Well, as every Creepypasta goes; in the beginning, everything was normal. The Dark ruins were as boring as normal. I longed for the dunes where I would meet my lovely fox lady (Ceroba for all you non-UTY players). However, in Snowdin when I encountered Martlet, she pulled out a minigun and said; "how's this for a gun you fucker!" She opened fire on Clover and I felt the shots IRL (like in Godzilla Nes. Referencing other Creepypastas in yours is always a great idea :D). I fell to the floor, doing the Macarena for some fucking reason, and got up. I blasted Martlet with my never before referenced fire powers and turned her into KFC. "Yum" I said, taking a bite. I then got food poisoning and spent the next 69 nonillion years in hospital.
When I eventually got back to my house, I suddenly noticed something; The entire world had been swallowed by the sun. The only thing left was my room and computer, because I had invested in Solar-proof bricks, courtesy of my local brick-dealer. I continued from where I left off and eventually reached the dunes. I Strapped rocket boots onto Clover and sent them rocketing eastward at the speed of light. 2 nanoseconds later, I made it to the Wild east, the place where my dreams would come true and Ceroba would be mine. I put the whole "Starlo cutscene" on fast forward with my reality bending remote, and eventually reached the Saloon scene. However, instead of Ceroba sitting at the bar, there was a giant fox foot. "What?!" I exclaimed. Suddenly, the foot spoke; "Look up for a biiig surprise!". Obediently, I did. Suddenly, A HUGE CEROBA FOOT CRASHED THROUGH MY CELING, IT'S TOES TRANSFORMING INTO AK-47'S THAT MOWED ME DOWN. It transformed into a Hummer (the REALLY cool car) and drove towards my mangled body. My last thought was that I should never have been into feet. Because when we are, we all meet the same fate; absolute fucking devastation by Hummer. Because after all... it kicks ass...
THE END
P.S. Even after 69 nonillion years, Hollow knight Silksong is still not out yet.
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