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What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.

For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

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FEATURED PASTAS

My Experience trying to run Sonic.exe

"I immediately jumped, and then moved my mouse over to the mediafire link, right clicked it, selected copy link address, and then opened a new tab, and copy pasted the link, and hit enter. I was then met with 5 buttons that said download. I clicked the big blue one at the top, which I was knew was the correct one when I got a prompt that said i was downloading "SONIC.EXE". I had passed the first trial."

Oblivion

"Roy was dead, the next phone call said. I sold the game at a yard sale. I sobbed, alone, in my room. I was responsible. I killed my friend. But the game was the one that caused it."

Horse

"It just had the letter "H" on it. How weird. I held onto it and kept walking, not wanting to litter. I got to a crossing where a car was going by, and some asshole threw a wad of paper at me! I opened it up..."

Mad About McDonald's

"My dad was mad about McDonald's and he couldn't live without having something from McDonald's at least once a day. It was good for him, but not for the rest of the family who had to put up with him. We gradually started to avoid eating at McDonald's with him, and he showed obvious displeasure at our lack of enthusiasm."

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COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH

The Blood Written Words

Today is the 8th of December 2012 and this is my story leading up to this point, I Fear I Have to Write this down as What occurs next may be the end of me.

Every night, the same routine occurred, I Would turn off my laptop, sneak into my bedroom and go to sleep, in the morning I would go to work, return home and go onto the laptop as if on an everlasting loop of boredom, I didn't get out much and my house hasn't seen anyone but me for years. I always did my shopping on the Saturday of every week as I was not at work on that day and it was the most convenient, Every Saturday it seemed I would return home to an empty house with the same Food and Drinks as the week before it was always Milk, Cereal, Toilet Roll, Pasta and Cheap pizza, Sometimes I Would spoil myself bring home some ice-cream or something, this week I decided I wanted Potato Chips, no reason in particular, just to pig out and get fat, the usual. I put my things away and did what any other geek would do, I headed straight for the laptop, Turned it on and went on an everlasting quest of websites and gaming that would not end or be put on hold unless I felt the need to cook up some pasta or pizza.

It was around the time 1am when it started to become creepy, I heard a door creek open and then slowly shut again, I wasn't the bravest of all men and from that sound I refused to get up until my mind went into all possibilities of what it could be, I Slowly arose from my chair and Tip Toed slowly the door which lead out into the hallway, My hallway was pretty empty except a path to another room, a closet and the front door, I slowly stepped out into it, and crept ever so slowly to the door as if each step was one to my death, I Tip Toed to the front door as if getting slower by each step, I placed my now Goosebumps ridden hand onto the handle of my front door and turned the handle, Slowly, I opened the door and looked both directions outside, There was nothing there but I still felt as if some source of fear was in my presence, But with no factual evidence I shut my laptop and seemingly Sprinted up stairs as if a ghost was in my presence chasing me, I jumped into my bed and pulled the cover over my head, My eyes began to close as I head a door creek open again, at this time I was starting to believe it was some effect of the wind that In the past I had not noticed... CRUNCH, "What was that" I thought to myself, I couldn't bring myself to investigate, I had already had enough of that today, my heart was beating fast but I couldn't do it, It was probably my imagination or just a noise from a heater or something, That's what they usually say it is. (Read more...)

Written by Appdicted

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If you want to upload a story here please actually put a decent amount of effort into it; a lot of people join this site assuming we allow virtually anything to be posted here and end up uploading incredibly spammy stories which immediately get deleted. Check out the do's and don'ts and the clichés page to get well acquainted.

If you don't want to upload stories but still want to help out there's still plenty of ways to do that, primarily by fixing formatting and properly categorizing pages. Check out Editing 101 for more info on how to be a good editor.

We are still working on making the site more user friendly, so your help is always appreciated. If you have a suggestion you believe can improve the site, talk it up with an administrator.

what's new

Updates regarding the site go here. New categories, layout changes, new features, etc. including some announcements will be posted here once the admin team decides on them.

August 29, 2023 - New Hall of Fame category.

August 24, 2023 - The comment box has been redesigned.

May 28, 2023 - The featured pastas are now sorted in a category.

February 15, 2023 - New category for holiday-related pastas.

October 18, 2022 - New shortpasta category with over 4,000 stories!

September 16, 2022 - New r/shittynosleep category.

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Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 14,478 pastas since July 2011

Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101

WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

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FEATURED PASTAS

My Experience trying to run Sonic.exe

"I immediately jumped, and then moved my mouse over to the mediafire link, right clicked it, selected copy link address, and then opened a new tab, and copy pasted the link, and hit enter. I was then met with 5 buttons that said download. I clicked the big blue one at the top, which I was knew was the correct one when I got a prompt that said i was downloading "SONIC.EXE". I had passed the first trial."

Oblivion

"Roy was dead, the next phone call said. I sold the game at a yard sale. I sobbed, alone, in my room. I was responsible. I killed my friend. But the game was the one that caused it."

Horse

"It just had the letter "H" on it. How weird. I held onto it and kept walking, not wanting to litter. I got to a crossing where a car was going by, and some asshole threw a wad of paper at me! I opened it up..."

Mad About McDonald's

"My dad was mad about McDonald's and he couldn't live without having something from McDonald's at least once a day. It was good for him, but not for the rest of the family who had to put up with him. We gradually started to avoid eating at McDonald's with him, and he showed obvious displeasure at our lack of enthusiasm."

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COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH The Blood Written Words

Today is the 8th of December 2012 and this is my story leading up to this point, I Fear I Have to Write this down as What occurs next may be the end of me.

Every night, the same routine occurred, I Would turn off my laptop, sneak into my bedroom and go to sleep, in the morning I would go to work, return home and go onto the laptop as if on an everlasting loop of boredom, I didn't get out much and my house hasn't seen anyone but me for years. I always did my shopping on the Saturday of every week as I was not at work on that day and it was the most convenient, Every Saturday it seemed I would return home to an empty house with the same Food and Drinks as the week before it was always Milk, Cereal, Toilet Roll, Pasta and Cheap pizza, Sometimes I Would spoil myself bring home some ice-cream or something, this week I decided I wanted Potato Chips, no reason in particular, just to pig out and get fat, the usual. I put my things away and did what any other geek would do, I headed straight for the laptop, Turned it on and went on an everlasting quest of websites and gaming that would not end or be put on hold unless I felt the need to cook up some pasta or pizza.

It was around the time 1am when it started to become creepy, I heard a door creek open and then slowly shut again, I wasn't the bravest of all men and from that sound I refused to get up until my mind went into all possibilities of what it could be, I Slowly arose from my chair and Tip Toed slowly the door which lead out into the hallway, My hallway was pretty empty except a path to another room, a closet and the front door, I slowly stepped out into it, and crept ever so slowly to the door as if each step was one to my death, I Tip Toed to the front door as if getting slower by each step, I placed my now Goosebumps ridden hand onto the handle of my front door and turned the handle, Slowly, I opened the door and looked both directions outside, There was nothing there but I still felt as if some source of fear was in my presence, But with no factual evidence I shut my laptop and seemingly Sprinted up stairs as if a ghost was in my presence chasing me, I jumped into my bed and pulled the cover over my head, My eyes began to close as I head a door creek open again, at this time I was starting to believe it was some effect of the wind that In the past I had not noticed... CRUNCH, "What was that" I thought to myself, I couldn't bring myself to investigate, I had already had enough of that today, my heart was beating fast but I couldn't do it, It was probably my imagination or just a noise from a heater or something, That's what they usually say it is. (Read more...)

Written by Appdicted

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