The Silhouette of My Cat Crossed My Path in the Darkness
...but my cat's been dead for two years!
Argh!
EDIT:
Update: it was my neighbour's cat. Turns out I forgot to close the bathroom window!
EDIT 2:
Just spoke to my neighbour... turns out my neighbour's cat died THREE YEARS AGO!
SO WHO WAS CAT?
EDIT 3:
Wow, when I first posted my totally true and spoopy story I never really thought it would blow up like this! Thanks for the Reddit gold/platinum/silver/garlic kind strangers! And thanks for the IM... I sure will stay safe!
EDIT 4:
Just got a call from David Benioff! Him and the other guy have invited me to be the lead writer on a GoT prequel! Couldn't have done it without you guys, thanks a million! Also just got publishing contract. Yay!
EDIT 5:
Hi, this is ghost cat. Just killed OP. Coming for everyone who sees this next.
Credited to sofinho1980
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