THE TALE OF SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY
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SO ONE DAY I WOKE UP AND WATCHED SOME SPENGBAB SQODARDS SUCIDE (IT MY FAFORITE EPISOPE) AN I GOT KBOCK ON DA DORE
I OPEN AND ITS DUKE NUKEM BUT HE HAS HYPER REALISTIC EYEZZZ.
HE GAVE ME TAPE AND SAHUZ DIS 2 ME "SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY IS GON ANAL PROBE U"
"WAT" I REPLYEDEDEDED
I GETS ME OL VCR AND VLADIMIR PUTIN TAPE.
THE TITAL CARC SAY "THE TALE OF SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY"
IT START WITH MON WHOMST LOOOK LIEK MICHEAL JAKSOON
"HEE HEE" HE SHOOT OOT LOOD
THEN SKELETON POPED OUT AND GAVE MICHEAL LETHAL DRUG DOSEZ
HE DEN DIED
SUDNLY HE CAEM BACK WITH HYPER BLOODY REALISTIC EYEZ AND SED "STROKE MY LONG MEATY SHAMONE"
I HADS HART ATTAK AND VOMIT BLUD.
ECEPT BLUD WAS BLOO
I SAD "WAUT IZ DISS"
I WANT TO DOCTUR AND HE SAD I HAD SUMDIN CALL "SCHMOIKEY DISEASE" AND THAT I MUZT BE YOOTHANEYEZED
MICHEAL APPAER AND SAE "NO, I MUZT ANAL PROPE UR AZZ"
DEN IT WAZ AL SO CLAER
MICHEAL IS SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY
HE KILLD MEH
I AM RITING THIS AZ A GOEST. IF SUMON GIV TAPE THAS SAY SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY DUNT VYOO EET. DEESTROIE ET.
DANK U
- DOLAN TURNIP
Written by Defiatron13391
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