SpongeBob SquarePants: Pimpward
Ok, this one is kind of... strange. I found this on some blank DVD about, say, a decade ago, and I can't seem to find it (then again, it's a blank DVD, and I have over 300 of those). It had a weird Nickelodeon 3D Movie Maker (or perhaps these were entirely original models made by a fan. IDK) cartoon on it that I can't get out of my head called Pimpward (or at least that's what it said on the disc itself). If you don't know, N3DMM was a piece of Windows 95 software where you can make movies with a bunch of characters, including a couple of Nickelodeon characters of course. It was basically an updated version of the original 3D Movie Maker (I believe there was a Cartoon Network one as well, but I'm not so sure on that. Can anyone actually confirm if a Cartoon Network one exists, or was that fanmade?) Anyways, here's all the details that I can remember from it.
It starts off with SpongeBob making a krabby patty while Squidward is just sleeping. The customer was waiting at the far right of the now almost empty Krusty Krab. After receiving the krabby patty, the lights go out.
"What now? Uhhhh... why is it like this now?", asked SpongeBob.
"I don't know, maybe because the lights know how annoying you are!", Squidward said.
Then the lights turn back on to reveal that there was another Squidward underneath the floor, except he had pimples, and was laughing like a maniac. The real Squidward began to scream at the clone's horrifying face.
"Hey look, it's... uhmmm... who, or rather, WHAT are you?", SpongeBob looked at the pimpled Squidward.
The clone kept laughing, but also started to do the macarena, then started to eat the tables, and chairs.
"Hey, why don't you order something here instead of... eating all the furniture in one bite.", Squidward yelled, then started to facepalm before finishing his sentence.
Then, one of his pimples exploded, and left out loads of chicken tenders.
"Looks like we better find out what your clone is up to, and stop him because he might be a threat. C'mon Squidward, it's up to us to save Bikini Bottom once again!", SpongeBob shouted as he rushed out the door.
"Alright then if we're going after some weird version of me.", Squidward accepted.
Then, Pimpward started to act like an otter with alarm clock noises, and started shooting trees out of his mouth. His pimples started to glow for some reason... yeah, sounds stupid, I know.
"OH NOOOOOOO, NOT THE ATTACK OF THE ALMIGHTY TREES!!! WE MUS-", before SpongeBob could finish his sentence, a Pimpward then jumped high up in the air, and turned into... GREEN PATRICK!?!?!?
Now he started to shoot mushrooms out of his behind, and was yodeling. Every 20 seconds, that... THING started to change shape, and ultimately it exploded.
"Well, that was stupid. I shall be going home now. I ain't wasting anymore time.", Squidward said bored as heck.
SpongeBob simply shrugs, and it ends.
Ok, that was a weird one. Well, not very weird, but certainly a little interesting. By the way, the disc also contained 2 hours of the Wii Sports menu theme.
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Why did I even write this?
Credited to Extreme Wreck 2000
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