SpongeBob SquarePants: Nasty Patty (Alternative Version)
Hello! My name is Matt and I'm a high school student who's going threw the 10th or 11th grade year. However I suffered from a random disease (forgot was it is) and wanna know how I got it? It happened when I was 12 or 13 and I still have horrible memories about it. So a few years ago on one weekend on Saturday night I was watching some Nickelodeon and the show was airing a rerun of iCarly. I was also at my best friends house (His name was Josh) during this so we watched iCarly together and we were having some popcorn. Anyway I was in the bathroom and I heard that an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants was coming on. My friend asked me to pick 2 choices.
The 1st one was to watch it and The 2nd one was to change the channel. I decided to choose number 1 since I'm a fan of SpongeBob and I'm not a hardcore fan but a normal fan same thing with my friend. The show then started with the classic intro from Season 1 - 3. After the intro ended and it faded to the title card which said Nasty Patty. What was odd is that the title screen was a little bit darker, the background was a gravestone saying "Rip The Heath Inspector" with Mr. Krabs standing near the gravestone and the text was in a dark gray color. The beginning played the same as usual until The Health Inspector arrived at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob was sitting in the kitchen preparing revenge on The Health Inspector.
What they 1st put on the patty was shocking because instead of hot sauce it was potassium cyanide. Then they handed the nasty patty to the The Health Inspector and he eats it which caused him to choke and die. It fades to black and transitioned to the next scene. The next scene showed Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob trying to burry The Health Inspector. After they buried him the cops appeared out of nowhere for some reason. Instead of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs going in the cops car for a free ride. Mr. Krabs grabbed a gun shot the cops and then used a flamethrower to set the car on fire making the cops burned alive. SpongeBob was watching in terror and Mr. Krabs did an evil laugh.
Next it cuts to Mr. Krabs house sleeping while he's sleeping and it showed flashbacks with his mind saying "kill him more". After that the next scene showed the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs saying "STOP IT!". Mr. Krabs then starts acting crazy while the customers looked confused. Squidward and SpongeBob was worried for Mr. Krabs so they called 911. Mr. Krabs was in his office when Squidward and SpongeBob came in and stared at him. They beat him up and tied him to a chair while Mr. Krabs tells them to untie him. After that cop cars arrived at the front of the Krusty Krab and said "Come out with your hands up". A few minutes later the cops burst in with no response.
They managed to get in Mr. Krabs office and beat the heck out of him before sending him to jail. Next was Mr. Krabs in jail for murdering The Health Inspector. During this Mr. Krabs went mentally insane and telling himself he needs revenge. Then it showed Squidward walking to his house and laying on his chair. He then dreamed about SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab saying "I'm getting kind of bored" before yawning and going to sleep. He slammed his down on the cash register and Mr. Krabs burns the Krusty Krab down. He then says "Err Squidward!" before Squidward waking up to WTF happened. The next scene showed Mr. Krabs going very insane to becoming a serial killer.
He then rips the 2 security guard's faces off and they started screaming. Mr. Krabs then escapes prison and decides to get revenge on Squidward. It cuts to Squidward's house at night closing the front door and locking it. Squidward then takes a bath and a few minutes later. Mr. Krabs breaks in his house and goes into his bathroom. Then Mr. Krabs said "OH YEAH MR KRABS!" and Squidward then screams. Mr. Krabs then murders Squidward by an axe. The next scene shows The Newspaper Fish giving SpongeBob and Patrick a newspaper. They looked at it and they were shocked that Squidward was murdered. They decided to run away somewhere else until they found Mr. Krabs secret hideout.
There was paint cans around so SpongeBob decided to open one and red paints splats everywhere. Then they decided to open the map to see what it is. They opened it revealing Squidward's head with the words saying "Got To Have MOAR". Mr. Krabs appeared behind them and they started running away from him. He manages to catch up with Patrick and murders him. SpongeBob was running fast as he can when SpongeBob went inside his house to lock the door and turn off the lights. The phone ringed and it was Mr. Krabs breathing heavily with the phone call ended there. Then he cut the power supply with no lights and power. Patrick was walking to SpongeBob's house with thunder sound effects.
Patrick opens the door and SpongeBob said "Patrick, is that you?". Patrick then takes off the costume and revealed to be Mr. Krabs in disguise. SpongeBob screamed and Mr. Krabs had a knife. SpongeBob said "Mr. Krabs, please don't do this and stand back I'm warning you". Mr. Krabs said he's gonna end SpongeBob's life and SpongeBob screamed "Nooooooo!". Mr. Krabs tries to stab him but SpongeBob had a bomb on him. Mr. Krabs said "SpongeBob what are you doing with that bomb?" and SpongeBob said "Something I've should of done a long time ago!". Mr. Krabs screamed "Nooooo!" and SpongeBob's house exploded with his house on fire. The final frame of the episode was Mr. Krab's dead body torn apart and SpongeBob's body was nowhere to be seen. The episode ends there.
After the episode was over they it switched over to Zoey 101. My friend and I were shocked on how this got aired and wanted to get some information to see if anyone was talking about it. I went on IMDB to see if was listed and nothing at all showed up. I managed to get some screenshots of the episode but the camera was badly damaged so there was no video about it. Luckily my friend had another camera to record it so we used it for the footage. I decided to post this on Reddit and 4chan to see if anyone have seen this. Some people weren't lucky to watch it but a few watched it and it scared the heck out of them. Some of the few who watched it later was sent to mental place and some have even committed suicide.
Later on somebody posted the link to download on MediaFire but it was taken down a few days later due to a copyright takedown by Viacom. The Reddit and 4chan posts were taken down and I got banned for a few days from it. The only way it exists nowadays is on YouTube where it hasn't been taken down for some reason. Now I have a nightmares about this and I was diagnosed with the random decease that I mentioned earlier. Nickelodeon eventually responded that some employee had that insane mental disease (forgot what the name of it is) made this episode back in the day and it went unaired until they accidently aired it a few times at night. People were mad at them and after this incident it was never aired again on TV since.
Now I always wake in a panic and thought that Mr. Krabs broke into my house and tried to murdered me while I'm sleeping and I'll never forget it since that incident a few years ago. This incident also almost tried to get SpongeBob SquarePants cancelled but Nickelodeon fought back and decided to never air it again while fired the person who made it. That's my story on how my childhood changed...
Credited to Legoicekid06
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