SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary's Abuse
So I was taking my cat to the vet, and it took 20 minutes to get there, so I distracted the dog with the chew toy and he was playing aggressively with it. I left my friend Pal at home so I wouldn't have to waste his time watching a dog get a shot, and being annoyed of the pain. I was walking him to the vet when I parked in a parking building downtown, and he was sniffing out some random stuff, but we encountered something mysterious. It was a VCR tape, and it says on the cover,"Djurplågeri står på spel". I must have figured this came from a foreign country, but was it doing in this country, in the front yard of the animal hospital. I decide to pick the VCR up and put it in my jacket. The dog was sniffing my jacket, and gave a wild whimper, like it was a bomb. I ignored him because I thought he was trying to procrastinate from going to the vet. He just got a rabies vaccine, in case he gets infected.
It took 30 minutes to get back home, due to the fact I dropped by at McDonald's for Pal, in case he is hungry. When we got home, Pal was tapping his feet, asking, "What took you so long?", and I answered," My dog was not cooperating, and I got you some lunch.", and Pal said in a questioning voice, "Okay, let's eat.", and we sat down and I told Pal that I found a strange VCR that was lying just out of the animal's hospital, and that it read words in a foreign language. Pal took out his phone, and translate the tape cover from Swedish to English, and it said, "Animal cruelty is at stake.". Pal replied, "Well, this is probably a commercial or some non-profit video. After we ate, we found an old VCR player in the attic. "Perfect, now let's watch the video!", I remarked. When we were about to pop in the video tape, I found a note. The note said this:
Dear Americans,
You are probably wondering what this tape is, well, of you put this tape this, you might of been familiarized with this show of a sponge creature. I did not believe we were properly introduced, I am Josh, I was the producer of this tape. Now, this is no ordinary episode where you can find on your cartoon channel you guys call 'Nickelodeon'. It cannot be found on any broadcasting association, but one time, I tried to put the VCR on the air on a Swedish channel to advertise about the commercial, but was soon banned due to the content getting out of hand, as some viewers say it was too dark. I still had the tape with me, and so I dropped this off at the animal hospital to reflect upon what is going on in the world right now. This can be considered a lost episode in your terms. Please do not report this to the Swedish government!
Sincerely, Josh
Pal responded with a gulp, and we hesitantly popped in the VCR, and it has shown a blue screen with the play icon, so we pressed the play button on the remote. the first thing that was shown is a dead cat in the basement, with artificial lighting, like the lighting you see on parties for ten seconds, and then it has shown Gary the Snail looking pale, and sick, with rashes all over his skin, and was just walking for 1 minute, with somber music, coupled with a static noise, and barely any static. The quality is so darn good! What happened next is that the TV went static with a picture of a boy with rashes in one frame, and then three seconds later, Gary was standing there with a worried look on his face, and SpongeBob, not shown in the screen, called out,"Hey, Gary, I got a surprise for you!", and then SpongeBob was shown holding a bag of salt. This figures that SpongeBob was trying to kill Gary due to my prior knowledge that snails were allergic to salt. Then SpongeBob threw the bag of salt at Gary, and then SpongeBob was holding a knife, and he went and cut Gary, with the Salt censoring the gore. After the salt clears up, Gary was bleeding in catoon way, but it has turned hyper-realistic and showed Gary in detail, it was so sickening I felt like I was going to throw up, with weird music playing. Then it has shown static again, and Patrick and SpongeBob were sitting at a table, and Patrick had a worried look on his face. SpongeBob had carried dead Gary to Patrick and SpongeBob has said, "Here you go, Patrick, my pet snail!". Patrick cried out in horror, and pulled out a flip phone and called 911. Then when SpongeBob cornered Patrick, he was crying out of fear, and the clip has ended. After all of the cartoon content, it has swtiched back to the dead kitten, and there was weird music playing when an activism logo of animal abuse has shown in a blood red color, then there were color bars showing.
That scared the crap out of me! Why would anyone stand this violent commercial? I tried to talk to my Internet friend from Sweden about this dark commercial. He said that he once saw it, and that he recorded the commercial, but the recording was deleted by force of the Swedish government, so I cannot find the commercial on the internet, and I had a feeling that if I uploaded it to You-tube, someone must of have deleted it right away, and it was also due to the gore and blood content that I would also get banned by.
Credited to Deerblood
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