Sonic.exe round 4 - attack of the blue movie demon
get this, my friend is a troll, he trying to make me believe his experience white wearing a fursuit for the rest of his existsence but i don't thibnk it isn't true
we went to the theater to watch the atrocous blue demon on screen for hours to mske our eyes blood, my now-an-furry friend don't weant to go there because sonic.exe is in there like what an femboy fox would do but i don't believe him, then syddenly a wild stranger appeared
he tell us that movie theater closed because of a ccidenrt occured the screebn, he says to go back home, my now-lost-his-humanity-mentally friend was relieved then suiddenly i saw a catridge on the floor where trollpasta vomit is spilled
it also says "sonioc.exe round 4"
i picked it up and webnt home, my possibly-now-an-degenerate friend said "0w0 puro is light" to the strange before we leave the theater & the stranger died of an heargt attacjk
i insert the catridged into my switch then my pc melted, it started with the usual sonic tilte screen but THEN IT WENT SPOOPY AND SONIC IS DOING THE FORNITE DEFAULT DANCE, then tilte "changed" to SONIC.EXE THE WORST CREEOPYPASTA IN HISTORY THE MOVIE 2: ELETRIC BOOGALO
the copyright text was "Changed OWO" (FRIEND STOP INSERTING FURRY GAME REFERENCES TO MY STORY YOU MORON!!!!!) to HOODLUM PLS READ THIS 69696996969696969696996969 like an small cockney orphan in the 1800's behgging for more gruel
i press start not reqalizing the dumbest mistake, then saw tails playing roblox fgortnite on his ipad, then hears a door konck, a slow version of gangsta's partadise is briefly playing to make my ears blood so i turn up my volum,e for more blood & emo related sadness
tails aproach the door and saw SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK MY LORD as sonic as disguise he was holding a sign sauying #BRINGBACKLARRIKINS i was spooked by this and shrek nonsensecically said "you did not goof it" then transformed into sonic.exe and myurdered tails then hack his roblox account to play fortnuite creepypasta edition which isd a shitty ripoff of fortnite while saying "this is my green huill swampp now"
it then cut to ghameplay of more shitty fiortnite creepypasta edition then cut to my worst nightmare, A HYPER REALISTIC VERSION OF MOVIE SONIC WITH HYOEPER REALISTIUCV SHARP TEETH, HYPERB HYPE REALISTIC BLACK EYES WITH HYPER HYPE HYPER REALISTIC RED DOTS AND HYPER HYPER HYUPER HYPER REWALISTIC BLOOD EVERYWHERE
along with a louyd lomando screamer that made my ears blood again
then it came out of my switch and started tio asttack me while a demonic version of gangsta's paradise is playing
i hide ion my room and locked the door, he waas banging my door so ignored it and watch bottom geare to wash my fears away then sonic burst down the door and grab me with his hyper-realistic non gloved hands and said "I AN SOX SOX SOX AKA GOD FOR YOUR INFORMATION, mAtE"
then destroyed my switch and tv then browsedf through my sacred search history and OH GOPD HE'S WRITING AN GOOGLE DOCS DOCUMENT ABOUT ME , sox sox sox faces me and says that if i want hiom to leave i must watch the sonic movie in its entirely for 69 hours a day without looking back
i watchted it for 69 hours a day and honestly it was an wonderful movie. I now have sonic merchadise in my room, I have the official Movie Sonic halloween mask. I prayed to Sonic everyday my fatherless friend called me an "freak & the next Christian Weston Chandler", so I sacrificed him to please the glory of Sonic.
"Are you ready for round 5?" Sonic said and I kept that promise.
Sonic is love.
Sonic is life.
AFTERMATH: THEN I WATCHED BILBY AND I DEAD DE END
Originally uploaded in July of 2019
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