Sonic.exe: The untold truth
My name is Tim. You didn't need that information.
A week ago, My brother Tom found this CD called Sonic.exe. I didn't really care all that much, mainly because I wasn't much of a fan of Sonic. But suddenly, he disappeared without a trace. It was really strange, there was no possible way he could've gotten out of the house without us noticing. You could probably guess that our family was devastated.
Last night, I decided to use his computer. What I found was horrifying, it was 2 folders, one dedicated to a Terabyte of Sonic Rule 34, and another dedicated towards some comic with a smug looking Tails on a bench. And next to the folders was the Sonic.exe file which I assumed was from the CD. As I was quite curious myself, I decided to click on it and see what it contains.
When I opened it up, I was greeted with the SEGA logo. But instead of the usual Sega sound, it was a loud sound of what I assume was a frying pan being dropped on the floor. Then I was on the title screen, it looked pretty normal. But when I pressed start, the screen changed for a 1/1000th of a millisecond. Sonic had black eyes with red pupils. Don't ask why I know that detail.
When I pressed start, there were 3 occupied save files. Each one having different characters. I wasn't able to play on any of them, and I couldn't delete them either because there wasn't an option to delete the files. Also the background consisted of thick red clouds, but that isn't important.
I then proceeded to close the game, but then an error message appeared. I couldn't remember what it said because I wanted to go to bed.
Tired and confused, I went to bed.
Then I had a dream, I saw Tom suffering in a pit of fire. Then Sonic appeared, he had black eyes and red pupils like in the title screen. He then told me this:
"Your brother was vile, wicked, and also a creep, that's why he's here now. Hope you understand."
Then I woke up, smashed my brother's computer, taped the CD to my wall, and ate a banana. All in one minute.
Written by Jerpy
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