Sonic.exe: The Eggman Empire Strikes Back
Doctor Robotnik reclined in his chair, twirling his mustache with delight. Once his final shipment of bombs arrived, it would be time to launch his anti-rebel missile, and blast every last rebel on Mobius out of existence! This plan was so going so well that he felt he'd have to give himself a promotion! Suddenly, a nearby telephone rang and Robotnik was broken away from his happy day dreams.
He picked up the phone, answering with, "Robotnik's Emporium of Devastation, Destruction, and Demolition."
Without warning, a crazed man whom he had never heard from before screeched, "I can't run, he's too fast for me!"
Robotnik slammed the phone into the receiver, "for Grounder's sake that better have been a wrong number!"
As he swung his chair around to observe the train tracks leading to his base, he caught glimpse of a visage most foul. Sonic had managed to stumble his way into the factory. Upon closer inspection however, the doctor noticed that this Sonic had red glowing eyes as well as blood running down from his tear ducts. Robotnik merely figured that this was an attempt by Sonic to look "edgy". It wasn't working.
Robotnik roared at the hedgehog, "snooping as usual I see? No matter, my Super Egg Wave Motion Blaster Cannon will deal with you!"
The evil genius slammed the large red button on his desk's control panel, causing a massive energy weapon to rise from the floor and blast the impudent hedgehog with a beam so powerful that any items touched by the beam had been reduced to their molecular components. When the dust settled however, the strange figure simply starred at back at his attacker unharmed. Robotnik's mouth flew open as the evil Sonic lunged towards him, wearing a twisted smile on his bloodied face.
Doctor Eggman catapulted awake. Calming himself he said, "that had to have been a dream, no one's called me 'Robotnik' in years." He looked beside himself only to see a plush Sonic with blood dripping from it's eyes.
He sighed, having identified the cause of his nightmare. "I guess that's what I get for using my Sonic Voodoo Doll right before falling asleep. Messenger Robo! Go fetch some Alka-Seltzer, I think that leftover Pizza I ate seems vengeful!"
The small creature grumbled before flying into the kitchen to grab the doctor's fizzing remedy. Eggman tossed the doll aside, drank the bubbling concoction, and then sank into a deep and peaceful sleep.
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