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Welcome back to the show, where we tell you our top 5 picks for why porn was allegedly inspired by SpongeBob SquarePants.
Porn sites are where you go to watch stuff that your parents don't like. However, this concept may be based on an episode of the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants where the titular main character is watching a video of a flesh-colored anemone dancing, while Gary walks in, and so SpongeBob quickly grabs the television's remote and changes the channel immediately.
Plankton has once said a phrase while speaking about SpongeBob, which is "You will be mine". Many fans suggest that SpongeBob (who can't necessarily be gay because he is genderless) is a homosexual, and while saying this he is referring to his brain, which is, in texture, much like a woman's reproductive organs.
In the episode of the SpongeBob SquarePants series "Face Freeze", one scene shows SpongeBob and Patrick's head looking like male and female external genitalia, and later they sleep in the same tent. Later on, Sandy pulls out her dirty, sharp hands and rubs on SpongeBob's face, which may have inspired most videos of "lesbian" variety. If you count the scene beforehand, this may also be one of the heterosexual "blowjobs".
Another scene of Plankton includes him speaking about the Krabby Patty's secret sauce, he utters, while sweating behind iron bars and inside Spongebob's head, "yes, Yes, YES! COME TO PAPA!". Another one, from the movie, is when he says "Daddy yes!". These may have inspired either BDSM, daddy kinks, or some hentai. Also, Patrick licks his ass.
Many porn videos have used fake SpongeBobs as character. Sometimes gay, straight, or even hentai. Especially a video where the opening is horrendously remade version of the SpongeBob SquarePants intro theme, and the main character is a black man with a yellow painted face, who decides to refer to himself as "SpongeKnob SquareNuts".
And now, time for our honorable mentions!
a) in the season 5 episode, "Spy Buddies", Patrick constantly uses his butt laser. This inspired Squirting.
b) Squidward mentions that Mr. Krabs' "wiener thing" will "blow up in his face. This inspired Cumming.
c) Squidward has also used a vacuum cleaner to suck on his penis. This inspired vibrators and fleshlights.
d) SpongeBob uses both animation and live action in episodes, much like pornography can be live-action and hentai.
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