My encounter with britsh sonic

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HELLO I was on the internet one day and I clicked on a link I should not have .Me was in the website and it said Sonic the hedgehog(RATED R FREE NO VIRUS) I WAS VERY EXITED ABOUT!ITS A NEW SONIC GAME NOT RELEASED YET!I click on the green button that has the text dowland!Once downloaded I loaded the game and itz say In order for it to work all me need to disable my anti virus and I disable waiting for itz to loan!WTF WHY I HAS VIRUS and WHYS DO I HEAZ "you are a idioit ha aha ha"!?I AM SCARED BUT THE GAM LOADS ANS ITS SAYS CLICK ME WHICH I DOZ.Then the Sega intro happened but it sounds like an hyperealsticly demonic and evil?!I got scared When I Hard the scari yell.Then the worst thing that could Han ever was the title screen was Sonic but in the back in said fleetway world.

I was crying and terrified because this was going to be a britsh which was terrifying because britsh is the worst thing in the world they are not normal.I tired turning off the computer but it would not then I saw words on by tv "hello ______ this yar faith there is no esapce!"I was crying because I would have to play something that is related to britsh .It started off with sonic walking then he ran.He had a evil smile and went to a birds nest.They bird say hello son-.He pulled out a bloody knife and stabbed the birds .Then and grabbed 2 pieces of bread and once he cooked the birds body, he ate it and blood poured. It shocked me I new that Sonic was a good guy and I knew he was sometimes a bit of dickhead in this but he never would commit murder.Then I started playing tails I started to walk then the quality got bad then I saw creams mom.She said hello but then started scream when tails opened his mouth.He said time to die bint don't you know we eat your kind?She tired to run away but then trips on a rock and she starts crying.Tails appears behind her and says you will die at my hands bint.He stabs her and starts cooking her body and then eats her in front of cream while she cries and then he does the same to cream.

I could not believe it why would tails swear!Then I cried when I saw all the blood it looked so real almost as if they murder someone real for this part of the game.Tails then said oh ha don't you know foxes hunt rabbits that was delicious.it. It the knuckles who was smoking weed cause he was high in the sky he ate a lot of animals there as I could see all the blood everywhere. Then I was in playing sonic in GOD KILL THE FATASS I was so am in Shcoked I RAN AS SONIC A LON TIME the Backeound was The UK flag The rings was replaced by tea and sonic was mad the music playing was britsh rap music The robots had a more French and Russian look to them and I beat them.The on the eggman boss battle I desotry eggman ship he start crying and begging for mercy. Sonic said well do you have license for being spared?Egg man said yes I do. Sonic laughed nah mate there ain't such mate.sonic kills eggman with the shotgun and I cried because eggman was my favorite character.Then there was static and it showed sonic with text below which says YEAH I'm BRI'ISH OW'D YOU KNOW.

it then cut again sonic meet Amy and they started doing britsh kissing,it was absolutely disgusting.title screen of lots times later there were disgusting britsh hedgehogs babies and I wonder when this game ended.Then to my shock they killed the babies and ate them.OI TF?!hyperealrsic blood pour every were.They said don't you know here goes eat their young sometimes.I Was kinda happy through because at least they took out the disgusting britsh demons they brought.But now they said oi mate would ya fancy some beans on toast it's classic britsh treat.I SCREAMED loud a possible and grabbed aaxe and cut the computer in half blowing it up.I then called she's about this no they said a intern who was depressed made it and they killed them sleves and out of respect they kept it hidden but the I called 911 and they got arrest.I can't get that image out my head...when sonic and Amy showed me the beans on toast.Every night I wake up from night terrors and heart attacks I cry and sob when every I think about the memory sigh... I regret living I killed my self and a I went to hell for ending my life and yes the wifi is amazing here so make sure to go to hell Satan a pretty cool guy once you get to know him.Still to this day I never played a sonic game or watch him again all thanks to britsh sonic and Amy fuck you for doing those britsh sex those e britsh makeijg out and britsh food I hate you and you to your next you will meet my faith.

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