Legend of bob, the ocarina of bob
one day in October, I was watching adventures of sonic the hedgehog, when I suddenly got my weekly nostalgia fetish. I decided to pay a visit to the old creepy Shrek hiding in my garage so I could get a free game. I came up to him and asked if I could have a (totally not haunted) game for free, he agreed to my bad deal and reached into his pants, pulling out a N64 with a cartridge that had taped on toilet paper reading "ocarina" on it in orange sharpie (hmm, seems legit...)
I walked back inside, went to the TV, took out my bootlegged nes, and put in the N64.
when I turned it on, the N64 logo was bloood red and there was a hyper realistic eyeball which I assumed belonged to goku because it was so animeme. The title screen had the old man from pokemon dancing with bloooody eyes and fire shooting out his butt. I pressed start and it sent me to the file select where the 1st file said "bob" the second says "luvs" 3rd says "bludd", just a coincidence I thought. I deleted file 3 and started the new one, naming it "kids" I realized it now said "bob-luvs-kids" *gasps* "pedophile!"
Instead of an opening, a text box appears that says: are you a child, I love childs! then: Wanna play? The text box disappeared and a not bloody head with it's eyeballs in the normal spot appeared, with text written in blood that said, I. am. bob.
The non scary image freaked me out so much that I turned of the tv, but the console was still on. I tried to sleep but I couldn't because the image was still in my head. So instead of sleeping I turned on my computer to watch videos, but before I could do anything a popup appeared saying: bob misses you, why did you turn him off, play the game, or I will have a tea party with YOU.
TO BE CONTINUED IN HELL
Written by Nintendo to the 64th
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