How to be Gay
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Hi guys, in todays tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be homosexual. Please rate this 4/5 star if this worked! Remember, make sure to follow EVERY single step!
Items or Materials
To be Gay, you must have the following:
- Buff dude photo
- Frozen Sausage
- Masturbation
- Male doll
- Rainbow image (In case of non-sexuality)
- Your friend
- Discord
- Computer
- Tape (Use duct tape in just in case)
First steps (The Basics)
Step 1: Wait for everyone to leave
Step 2: Go on your computer
Step 3: Open discord
Step 4: Go to ur friends server and tell him to come over to your house
Step 5: Wait.
Step 6: He has arrived.
Tricky Steps (Medium)
Step 7: Tell that bitch to go in your room
Step 8: Get a photo of a buff dude (Pro tip: print it)
Step 9: Rub your ass against the photo
Step 10: Masturbate
Step 11: Swear at the photo
Step 12: Get a frozen sausage
Step 13: Place it where your dick is (Pro tip: Suck it)
Step 14: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK YOU ATE YOUR OWN DICK WTFFF
Step 15: Call 911
Step 16: The pain, it's unbearable
Step 17: OH SHIT IT'S PISSING OUT BLOOD
Step 18: The police are finally here
Step 19: Fuck them
Step 20: Repair your dick by throwing it up and taping it back
Step 21: You are now ready
Hard Steps + Final Steps (Hard)
Step 22: Go to your room
Step 23: Think of rainbows (E.G. on page)
Step 24: Meet your friend
Step 25: Oh shit he's gone
Step 26: Notice he died from jumping out the window
Step 27: Literally grab a doll
Step 28: Whip out ur dick
Step 29: Go nuts with it
Step 30: Kill urself for committing sins like this
Result!
Hooray! You are now officially done being homosexual! You are officially a gay person! Enjoy being gay, if this helped rate 4/5 star!!!
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