Glitchy Curse
I was just starting my adventure on SoulSilver I got from a friend who was scared as hell of the game and gave it to me. I decided I'd delete his profile and start anew. Eventually, I made it to Bugsy, who for some reason, I ALWAYS had trouble with. Well, I went down the Slowpoke Well, to save Kurt and all the Slowpoke, I encountered a Slowpoke. It was an easy battle, but when I got out, a box came up and I heard Dusknoir's cry. Lugia's battle theme came up, and a level 100 Shiny Dusknoir appeared.
"HOLY CRAP!" I cried, as my favorite Pokemon is Dusknoir and I would gladly train one. "I've got to catch-! Wait a minute... what's this pokemon doing in a place like this?" I think to myself thinking if I should catch this or not. "Eh, why not?" I throw a Ultra Ball, and surprisingly I caught it. I had named it Dante, as this was my Dusknoir OC's name. "YES! I got me a Dusknoir!" I continued on, kicking Rocket Grunt's asses with my level 100 Dusknoir. But when I killed one pokemon, it said "Dante grew to level 101!" I stared in awe as my Dusknoir elevated to level 109 after only 1 pokemon. "What the hell? I thought level 100 was as high as you can go..." I just went with it and continued my trek through the cave.
I beat Proton, but his response was much different than usual. "That pokemon is not ordinary. It was too strong. This is not the end." And they all cleared out. Kurt said something different too, but I don't really remember...
I beat Bugsy, and Silver, and before I knew it, I was in Ecruteak. I couldn't believe how fast I was zipping throughout this game. This mass collection of pixels was excellent to have. He was level 234 by now. I hadn't checked his stats yet, so I took a quick glance. I noticed his health said "475/??????" He also had the Leaf Crown and every ribbon, which came by as a surprise to me. I clicked out and a text box said, "Do you like my stats, papa?" There was a "Yes" or "No" question. But it was replaced with either "I hate it" or "I hate it", which I thought was cruel, so I said the top one, which was the "Yes" command usually. "Why do you hate it?" "Yes" or "No" again. But now they said "Yes" or "No", which I didn't understand. "Uh yes?" I say in confusion. The Dusknoir says, "Ok..."
When it was 17:30 in the game, another text box came up, saying "Aaron, Do you love me?" This really freaked me out... It used my REAL name, not Gold, as it was in the game. "Yes" or "No" option again. I said "Yes", fearing a dark presence for some reason. "Yay I do too." He replied. I brought my game with me as I walked down the hall into the kitchen and put it on the counter. A text box appeared again. "What are you doing, Aaron? Are you hurt?" The text dissolved away rather than just disappearing. I had no clue what was happening, and by now I was starting to get frightend. I checked my Trainer Card and my sprite seemed somewhat in pain, having one arm on his stomach, as if sick. I ignored it and continued to cook my food, having several thoughts rush through my head. "Oh god, what now?" I say as another text pops up.
"Oh no, Aaron, why are you in pain?" I checked my Trainer Card again, and my sprite looked worse than before. His visible hair was droopy and gray, his skin was a little lighter than usual. The eyes seemed sad and undetermined. He was kneeling on one knee, acting as if he was dying. I checked my party. Dante was happier than ever, but everyone else looked as crappy as my sprite, and had a green fluid seeping from their mouths and gashes on their bodies. I walked slower than usual, and trekked farther through the moo-moo farm. When I reached the door, Dante made more dialogue appear and I silently cursed under my breath. "Oh Aaron. You look like your going to die. Please don't die on me, Aaron. PLEASE!" I checked my sprite and this was a drastic change. My sprite was on his knees and his face looked like it was dissolving. His clothes were tattered and torn, and he had cuts and gashes on his body. His hat was torn, and one arm gone. He also had a green fluid coming from his mouth and gashes.
"Oh Aaron... Tsk, tsk, tsk... I'll tell you the truth. I'm the one doing this." I was shocked to hear this, as my favorite pokemon was starting to turn its back on me. "Ha ha ha! This what's called "Curse". your pokemon have suffered it too. But they are all dead. Just wait an hour." Before I pressed A, I hadn't understood how a GAME could tell time. But I guessed the hack had specific times set or something. "You'll love it, my friend." It left, and I had no pokemon following me. A text came up and said,
DIANE JET (Feraligator) HAS DIED!
WEEDBOY (Beedrill) HAS DIED!
DUNCE (Dunsparce) HAS DIED!
JOTTY (Jumpluff) HAS DIED!
DOPPY (Victreebel) HAS DIED!
I was heartbroken and devastated. I knew this was just a game, but I still loved them, as they were my favorite team. This was my cherished team, and they were lost forever. After about an hour, the REAL horror began.
"Ok, are you ready for THIS?" The box disappeared and I was thrust into battle. When I appeared, the screen went black, and these shrieks of pure horror filled my ears, and my sprite returned slowly. When it came back, I was laying down as my sprite from the Trainer Card, on my side, but cut in half. "Aaron, Aaron, Aaron... you didn't think that your favorite pokemon would ever turn on you, did you?" My mouth dropped in shock. How did it know that Dusknoir, of all pokemon, was my favorite?
"Your scream was so cute daddy. But you and your pokemon have been very naughty. That is what everyone was saying. So I decided to kill you. You should check your pokemon now." The pokemon were a corroded, mess of blood, guts, and bones. "Heh say good night daddy..." Once again the screen went black, and a shattering sound followed by a bloodcurdling scream was heard. when I returned, we were at what looked somewhat like the distortion world, but still distinct. "Well, how do you like your new home, daddy? It's the spirit world. Isn't it wonderful?" "Yes" or "No" option. I picked "No" in fear. "Oh you don't? THEN DIE." Again, screen went black, with shrieks of pure terror once again, and when it came back, my head was laying in a corroding pile of hyper-realistic blood and gore.
Thanks to this hack, I'll never look at my favorite pokemon again the same way.
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