FIERCE CASSEROLE
Author's note: This story is supposed to be an homage (or a homage, depending on how you say it) to John "ScytheMantis" Wojcik's "Ghastly Macaroni" series. - MargaretThatcher
THIS IS A TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED A LOT. ONE TIME THERE WAS A BOY WHO WAS NOT NICE. HE LOVED THROWING FIREWORKS AT PUPPIES AND WINDOWS. ONE TIME HE GAVE HIS TEACHER AN APPLE BUT INSTEAD OF AN APPLE IT WAS AN APPLE WITH A THROWING STAR INSIDE! ONE DAY AN OLD MAN SAY TO HIM "HERE BOY TAKE THIS CASSEROLE RECIPE AND MAKE IT AT MIDNIGHT ON FRIDAY THE 13ST ON A BLUE MOON AND YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE" SO THE BOY DID. THE INGREDIENTS WERE HORRIBLE THINGS LIKE ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES AND SWEAR WORDS AND RUDE COMIC BOOKS! WHEN HE TOOK IT OUT OF THE OVEN AND ATE IT IT TASTED LIKE STALE COFFEE. BUT THEN A SCARY MOST HORRIBLEST DEMON CAME OUT AND DID THE BACKBREAKER ON THE BOY KILLING HIM SO HARD HE BECAME A HAUNTED PILE OF MEAT! THIS WAS OK THOUGH BECAUSE IT WAS HIS WISH.
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