Ed Edd n Eddy: No More, That's Enough

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A very bizarre Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction that aims to show what the characters are up to now that they're adults in their 20s.



"No more, that's enough Eddy!" Nazz screamed. "No more? NO MORE?! I'll give'm s'more!" the short no neck chump yelled back. Blood was all over the pavement and sidewalk, Eddy had obviously done something, but what? The mixtures of fear and worries filled the putrid smelling atmosphere in the hopes of an event so cataclysmic that it would, should shakes the headline of the tabloid to the very core being of people all over. The sky was a purplish yellow mixture, as if the sun was setting and night was about to make her beautiful presence. "Eddy! Why? Why? Why?" Yelled out a voice from the distance, it was Only a time of which a person said it to him in a cruel tone, a sad and confused tone. That was Sarah! Sarah, his main rival who always applied the fundamentals f a proper documentation of citizenship and protested against Eddy's deplorable attempts to take the money of the fun loving tikes of the city. antagonist, get alalways butted heads and hated each other. "your going to jail you moron!" ",no I'm not you cunt!" Eddy yelled back. Just them Eddy put her in a headlock and snapped her vertebrae. She was in bad shape. Eddy laughed crazily with an angry look and was now starting to bleed profusely thru his eyes and ears. Rolf came to the scene, piggybacked her and weeee woooed her way to the hospital but got distract by a oddly colored turnip that called out to the sheperd as he picked it up off and eat it, he felt like he could carry the whole Park on his spinal column known as his back, he picked it all up but in way he broke the way his effort and was now a cripple. Eddy stood up with a bored and smarmy look, he was wearing pajama bottoms and a white wife beater and wearing his shoes. His shirt was covered in blood and dust, he was eating the hand of a past victim, he spit out the bones and nails as he used a finger to clean his teeth. His pants were red and brown vertical stripes going down, he had his normal shoes.

Eddy had greasy hair and yellow teeth, like the slob he was he hated his fucking hi gene. Double D came out of his shed, he was doing an experiment as he was excommunicated from his science club at university for experimenting with the dead bodies of the neighbors he accidentally killed with an experiment about light conduction. he yelled "goodness gracious Eddy, what happened?" "IT happened sockhead" he replied back. "You've done it this time. Mister, you have finally destroyed the foundation of this loving and peaceful neighborhood, why I..." SHUT THE HELL UP!" yelled Eddy. Double D was sobbing, like the pussy he is, DD he could never withstand a fight with anyone because he was a weak piece of spaghetti. He was wearing a hard hat and a green t shirt with yellow jeans. He was sobbing so much that saliva shot through his gap. He wore orange shoes and had his shoelaces untied because for being a genius he couldn't te his shoes and had velcro. Eddy lit up a cigarette and started to puff away, he made this horrible sound like a horse sneezing up tar when he puffed. "going for a walk dad!!" "K" said the father son duo. Eddy started walking away and Double D waddled towards him secretively. Eddy went to he adult store and bought a can of soda, bubblegum, A tin of chewing tobacco, and a chixxx magazine. He continued his way and started chewing tobacco and smoking a smoke at the same time. Eddy thought he was so cool and acted like itt.

Eddy was never I'd aat the store he went to, because Rolfs Nana owned it and she thought they were such good friends, Eddy went into the forest and went until Ed couldn't see him anymore. Eddy was laughing and having a god time when he was reflecting on what he did, suddenly his nose bleed. "Aw dang, I don't got tissues, oh well". He put his shirt into his nose and went along his way. After several hours of walking the morning sun came up and Eddy was still smoking and chewing those same tobacco products, he walked and walked until he tripped and landed ass first. He found white powder and ate it, he was hit wired and dazed. so he started finishing and didn't complete because he had to see the newest Vitim of his fun craze he killed the hiker and hid the bones in a backpack and went to the washroom. After smoking another cigarette he came across a graveyard, it was bright and sunny. Eddy walked to a specific grave and kneeled down, it was the mother of his step sister, he stayed there for a while and did a short ankenazi Jewish prayer and went on with his day. He fell into a hole and broke his wrist, he laid in pain and weeped for hours until he had the confidence to climbed out. Continuing his walk he saw a bloodied plank, it was red. Eddy picked it up and started hallucinating and stumbling, Plank had been traces with a powerful lsd acid that absorbs through the skin. Eddy stumbled for another six hours with plank in hand, he went to university, he had gym class. Went into the gym and started running and lifting weights and scoped out a new victim, the 22 year old Angolian exchange student that Eddy dismembered in the change room. After an hour and a half of this he showered, shaved, and went home. He walked around and stumbled in acid for another 18 hours lost and confused. It was hopeless, he was lost and bored. Just then his phone texted, it was Jimmy, "hey Eddy bear we still going out ;-)" Eddy was dumbfounded, they broke up six weeks ago, maybe he was in a time warp.

Eddy was now wearing nothing but socks walking around, he had trenchfoot and was starting to lose feeling. Eddy then saw Nazz, she was wearing a bathing suit and said to the guy who's been through a crazy insane bloddy 20 minutes "Hey there Eddie! Were having a party you cant come bedause your not being able to go to a sprinkler Like last time because last time your man bikini panty came off and we laughed and had grass flavored fun after that all happened so that's why you can't come to the shindig." Eddy remembered losing his pants at the party and he has an awkward toughie. He remembers double d being embarrassed, he saw his bare naked native American butt and he laughed all day that day."Ew,!" Nazz then ran away, Eddy was still on acid as he was holding plank the whole time. Eddy was walking around with is pyjamas around his ankles stumbling around, he was so stoned that he started drooling and shitting in a bush. He fell asleep and started dreaming about horses. Eddy couldn't continue his adventure, it was so scary and surreal. He dropped plank and continued on home. He wws still high and fantasized about having a magic power, flying. After five minutes he sobered up and lit up a jojoint he found on the ground, Eddy pulls his pants up and takes a leak, he wanders into the trailer park and knocks on the door. "Oh it's you" says a female voice, she takes him in and pushes him into the shower and cleans hhim up. After his shower she pushes him onto the chair and starts an volcana explosion experiment in the laundry room as eddy was cleaning dishes and spit drying them. She who conducted explodes the land and she is bloody and her guts are in nots. He, Eddy, loses everything in the kaboom . His house his money his business his jaw was broken his army boots were melted to the metal and the acid was in full New Jack Swing. He ran out naked because he was and lost his close in the booming accident at the place of the destination in the place of the other side of the towm. The police came and arrested him for public nudity and cutting off his testicles in the beginning of the story, Eddy now resides in a jail cell for his insanity, doing acid, and self castration. The neighborhood of peachcreek, Missouri was never the same again.

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