Deli Sandwich

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Why is there a picture of a deli sandwich? What in the fuck are you trying to insinuate, pal? That my wife's vagina looks like that? That her vagina looks like a low-quality meat and plastic cheese flavorless fucking food that barely qualifies as human sustenance haphazardly assembled by some high on goofballs high school kid with numb finger from all the whip-its she and her friends blast in the backroom? Huh? Is that what you're saying about my floppy vag'd wife behind her back? That, like a sad deli sandwich, there's a strange cold blandness that is a bit soul crushing but depressingly addictive? That's what you're saying about her? Wow. Just when you think you know somebody, they go and post something as terribly offensive as this. Hey, buddy, hows abouts you think about how an image is gonna make a fella feel about his wife before posting it, huh?

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