Deadsun Myth 2: Crouching Killer, Stalking Enemy

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This is the 2nd installment in the Deadsun Myth Series.

The Pasta

Well guys, This is the offical sequel to the old pasta, Deadsun Myth. This one my grandfather called Crouching Killer, Stalking Enemy. Lets go.

During the 32nd Deadsun War (1965?!?) another expirement was going on in the other world part. Deadsun was born in Nashvile Tennasee, this new clone was made in Paris. They called it EXPIREMENT-8 and was another Deadsun Clone but instead of Ectoline Acid (ectoplasm), instead it was Mutagen.

This new killer they dubbed, Stalkerk, was more complex than Deadsun. Stalkerk's real name was Louisè Delosoft. He also got Gumdellie Cancer just like Jack Wuazonul (see orignal story for info.)

The soliders from Paris was D.D.C Montreal. They found out instead of possession like moves to kill like Deadsun, this one smashes enemys like a Tank. Why? The Mutagen caused his face to look like that spooky CGI thingy (perfect?) from Courage the Cowardly Dog and his arms are like the Tank from Left 4 Dead.

ANNYYYYWAYYYYY, so the D.D.C tried to kill it but Deadsun's HP was at 1000, this one is unlimited. Thats why there is 2 wars in the universe, The Deadsun War (the 311th one being more recent) and now, Stalkerk's Ballad Wars (the 40th one being more recent) So now there were 2. But then something ghostl- i mean supernatural happend.

In 2003, Deadsun sensed Stalkerk's body in Paris after using Deadsun's 30000 milage smelling issues. With his ghostly legs that remind us of The Hidden, he jump from Nashvile to Paris. He met Stalkerk and fused him. Now, Deadsun possessed Stalkerk and now became Mel the Artomeine. Mel looked like Stalkerk and Deadsun had swex and a baby. So now they returned to Nashvile and now we had the Stalkerk Deadly Wars (3rd one being more recent).

So now, fusion is horriable, 4,000 and counting D.D.C recurits where killed, and even possessed both Google's CEO and SammyClassicSonicFan, causing them to become mutated enemys that are more horriable than their IRL selves (DEUS EX SUCKS SONIC ROLES LOLOLOL <- jokè)



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Sorry, My PC got possessed by the Deadsun/Stalkerk Combo.

So then, the new gen wars begin, so good morning, and die.

Third One?

Well the Thrid one is going to be infact, the final story, Stay tuned.

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