Daniel John Matthews
Hello, I am Daniel John Matthews, and we all know YouTube, a website that allows you to watch almost anything.
I was using YouTube, and I found a 15-year-old video. (keep this in mind)
I saved that video for later and searched up Markiplier.
My browser looked different for a second, but I had stayed up all night, so I thought it was my mind.
I had trouble hearing Markiplier, but I was tired, so I went to sleep.
When I woke up, I was in a coffin, and I banged on the coffin, and someone opened it, and was happy.
Turns out, when my browser looked different, it is because I was shot, non-fatally, but close enough to make my family that I had died (My sister told me that the hospital heart monitor was faulty, so it showed a flatline when I was still alive.)
The 15-year-old video said, and I quote, "Daniel John Matthews, you will be shot in the gut (I was), dodge."
I am sure the video was made as a joke to another Daniel Matthews, and YouTube suggested the video to me, but part of me feels the creator was a time traveler, telling me to dodge as to not get injured and buried alive, and the YouTube algorithm was helping him.
The creator's name was Daniel John Matthews, that means I traveled back in time and uploaded a video to warn my present-day self.
Credited to DAngrybird197666
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