DETH 2 DA PLANKZ
THE WAR HAS HAPPENED! THE PLANKS ARE HERE!
We hung up the flag of anti-plankism and grabbed our flame-throwers ready to burst some Planks into flames, but then there was General Superplankofdeath, the most powerful plank who was resistant to fire but we had the most powerful mage who can shoot fire from HER mouth and hands, XXProValenciaXx who can shoot Atomic Breath like GodzillaFan1 (Hehe, I mean Gojira/Godzilla) and is generally more powerful then the Plank himself but they have a secret weapon, FRED FIGGLEHORN! Since I was his brother, I had to traditionally kick his fucking ass, here comes a battle scene!
So, Fred walks up and yells at me "YOU FUCKING SLUT WHATCHU DOIN' HERE! THIS IS AN INTER-GALACTIC WAR YOU DIP SHIT" so I said: "Fuck you" and shot him with cryokinesis, freezing him up so I literally kicked his ass back to Neptune. Most of the planks by now were burning husks of body on da floor, they all did the dinosaur on the floor, but now there was General Plankizzle. I walked up, atomic breathed on my hand and slapped his face, spinning his head around and giving him a ultra-brain aneurism and he died. Everyone died but I was alive so a skeleton popped out and I slapped it's brains out. Turns out it was reanimated and I just stopped it from destroying da world, then I died from the shock.
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