Curse of the cursed skeltal's updoot
One day I was browsing r/ledootgeneration when I saw a post saying "YOU MUST UPDOOT THIS OR DIE FROM BONE DIESEASE!!!!111" with a spooky picture of a diamond skull.
I hated this kind of post, so I did not updoot it. I went on with my life as normal and did not encounter any supernatural or spooky things.
5 months later, I broke my arm in a car accident. The doctor said that my bones were weakining at an alarming rate! I drank an entire jug of milk but it didn't help! the doctor said it was like the calcium was leaking right out of my bones! Then I remembered the post on ledootgeneration and thought that if I updooted it it would end the curse. But it was 5 months and 4 weeks ago! At midnight, the post would become archived and updoots would be locked for that post! And it was 11:30!
I rushed from my hospital room and into my car. It was a 20 minute drive to my house! I would barely make it! But then I saw a big traffic jam! A truck had fallen over and blocked the entire road. Not wanting to be delayed, I drove as fast as possible, knocking the cars to the side. I MUST MAKE IT IN TIME AND UPDOOT THAT POST BEORE MIDNIGHT! Then I heard sirens. Police were after me. If they caught me I wuld never make it in time! I drove off the road and onto the grass! The police went after me but two of them crashed their car! I kept going as fast as I could and finally lost them.
Slowing down now that I was alone, I kept driving towards my house. Then I saw a large group of old people crossing the street. I looked at the time. 11:55! I wouldn't have the time to wait for them! I drove straight through, hearing the sound of the old people's bones cracking under my wheels. A large pool of hyper-realistic blood grew and covered the road, staining my car's tires and making them leave a blood trail everywhere I went. 11:58, my house was in view! I went as fast as possible to my computer, but I saw Windows updating. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thinking fast, I jumped out the window and over the fence. I broke my neighbor's window and went to her computer. YES! Quickly, I typed the URL to ledootgeneration and logged in. 11:59:30. The page was loading. Hurry, hurry, hurry! Suddenly, I heard steps coming in! It was my neighbor! If she saw me, I would never make it out! 12:00. As the clock turned over, I felt a feeling of doom over me. My vision went black as I could feel my entire skeleton break. I saw the diamond skull appear before me and heard it cackle. It spoke: "YOU FAILED TO UPDOOT ME IN 6 MONTHS! NOW PAY THE PRICE OF YUOR BONES!!!!"
I could feel my ribs being torn out of my chest one by one. But suddenly I heard a loud meowing sound like an angry cat. I saw a skeleton cat jump towards the diamond skull and crush it into dust. It was Bony Cat Lady, the skeltal that protected you from updoot-demanding skeletons. I was saved! Then the neighbor entered the room and I was arrested, but at least I still have my good bones.
Credited to Someoneman
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