Cliche: The story about some spooky game I found
Alright so let me start the story from the beginning. One day I was siting, browsing the interwebs, when I suddenly had the urge to play my favourite childhood game: Pokemon Black/White 2 (This takez place on teh future BTW)
How I got the game
So after I got that tsunami of nostalgia rush over me, I decided to go to Game Stop to see if they had BW2. I asked one of the employees and he said there was one of Pokemon White 2 left copy left, when he showed it to me I noticed that It had no cover and instead it was just a blank box with the words "Pokaymans Bleh Too" Written crudely on the cover with a RED marker, but I ignored all of that. The employee said that since I'm a special creepypasta-protagonist snowflake that I could get it for free and stuff.
When I went back home I was SUPER HYPER REALISTCALLY exited to finally have the game when I opened the box a note fell out, it said "DON'T PLAY DIS DESTROY THE CARTRIGE" I ignored it. When I checked the cartrige itself It didn't have the normal cover, it instead had a hyper-realistic picture of Black Kyruem (or whatever his name is) And it said "Pokemon edgy black edition", thinking nothing of it I put the game in my 3DS and started playing.
The game itself
When the intro played, I noticed it was different. Instead of the normal intro it showed Black Kyurem destroying what it seemed like Castelia city, tearing buildings apart, picking people up and ripping them into hyper realistic pieces while their hyper realistic blood and flesh fell to the ground, and their faces, dear GOD their faces, they were horror filled to the very core. Their eyes were almost as white as pearls, with a touch of crimson, their mouths stretched to their maximum capacity as pure agony was poured form them like a waterfall of death, their teeth splattered with more hyper realistic blood, their lips were a disgusting mix of purple with grey, their whole face completely drained of color. I watched in horror as their bodies contorted in every painful way humanly possible. I can still hear their horror-filled screams to this day....
But I just dismissed it as a glitch.
When I got to the start up screen there was a blood covered Kyurem and there was "Pokemon: Edgy Blood edition" On the bottom written in bloody blood blood, but I again, dismissed it as a glitch because I'm a naive air head.
I choose my grender and my name (I choose the name "Midori" because I'm one of those weaboo arse hats that thinks everything in Japan is cool) And I choose snivy as my starter pokemon and named it Grief, because I'm edgy like that. Everything was normal so far until I got to Nimbasa city, when I got there the music had stopped and no one was there. I walked towards the gym and then I noticed hyper realistic blood in the floor, I didn't want to continue at this point but curiosity got the better of me so I continued.
When I entered the gym, everything was dark and the Lavender Town theme song was playing except it was in REVERSE , as I was walking further into the building the spooky theme song was starting to play in reverse, I think I saw Missingno and Burried Alive (WHO IZ TOTALLY REEL U GUIS) but they flashed quickly through the screen so I couldn't tell, I checked my party for no reason at that moment and all my Pokemons' names where changed to spell "GET OUT NOW YOU DUMB IDIOT" but I also ignored that. But anyways back to the walking to the gym thing, I noticed mutilated bodies of Pokemon and people everywhere and also bones and other SP00KY body parts everywhere. I puked and vomited twice and when I looked back at the game, I noticed a hyper realistic looking Kyurem, he was covered in the blood and flesh of the innocent and then said "YOU'RE NEXT, JENNY" I was shocked! How did the game know my real name?! I said out loud in a paragraph because I can. At this point the lavender town theme was playing slower and more backwards and then Kyurem ran towards my character and then the screen turned black and I heard a scream and there was blood everywhere and then I saw my dead body and I wanted to turn off the game but I didn't because who does that amirite?
And then the game sucked me in and killed me and kyurem came out of the game and killed everyone, I don't even know where this story is going anymore I ran out of ideas, ummm... my mom just walked in and gave me popcorn and I also had nightmares for dayyzz then I killed myself (while in the game).
IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS TO AT LEAST TEN OTHER FACEBOOK WALLS (Are they even called that anymore?) BLACK KYUREM WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SPILL HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR FAVOURITE SHIRT, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, THE COOL ONE WITH THE STRIPES THAT YOU SAVED YOUR ALLOWANCE FOR, SO JUST DO IT BRO.
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