Caillou Lost Episode
It was my brother's birthday. He liked Caillou, so I got him a DVD from ebay. He went upstairs and watched it, while I watched SpongeBob on Nickelodeon downstairs.
After the episode ended he came down crying and told me "Caillou is evil, and he killed his family and scared me! I don't like him anymore!". I then put on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for him while I went to watch it.
The episode began with the early intro with Caillou holding baby Rosie when he was 2. The odd thing was instead of saying "That's me", he said "Not me". I shrugged it off and the episode had no title. Caillou's mom came back from the store.
"Did you get me my toy?" Asked Caillou. His mom replied "Sorry, but they were sold out". Caillou then threw a fit. I laughed as he did this. I thought "Why would he be scared of this?"
Then Caillou screamed "NO! I WANTED THAT FUCKING TOY AND I NOW I WILL NOT GET IT! FUCK YOU JIZZ MOM! FUCK YOU JIZZ DAD! I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOU AFTER I KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD! FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING, CUNT, SLUT, BITCH, CRAP, JIZZ, SHIT, FUCKERS!". The mom and dad were horrified and told Caillou "THAT'S PROFANITY! NOW YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT TOY, EVEN IF YOU BEHAVE! NOW TO GO BAD EARLY, OR I WILL CALL THE COPS ON YOU!"
Then Caillou closed his eyes and opened them revealing bloodshot eyes! He then went and bit his mom. He then got an AK-47 and shot his mom and dad. He then got a bomb and blew up his home. Then he killed Rosie and Gilbert. He then blew himself up with a nuke. Then a copyright date said ©1999 Cinar, followed by the logo.
I then destroyed the DVD. My brother now hates Caillou.
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