Caillou's Big War
When I Was a Kid, I Loved Caillou. It was fun watching, But when I Discovered this creepy tape called Caillou's big War, It said it was a 60 Minute Movie, And the VHS Smelled Like Blood. I Inserted it in on the VCR, It started with the Caillou Intro, it was Normal. It started with Caillou playing with rosie, But Suddenly Caillou was annoyed by Rosie and Killed Rosie with a Shotgun, Doris came in and said:
Doris: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Caillou: I Killed Rosie Because she was Too Annoying,
Boris: How dare you Kill Rosie! That's it! We are having a War!
Then Boris Got out a Machine Gun and Doris Got out a AK-47 and Doris shot caillou On the eyes
Caillou: That Hurts!! I Will Shoot you Back!
Caillou got out a Giant long Shotgun and Shot Boris On the Legs
Boris: OWWWWWWWOOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL EXPLODE THIS HOUSE!!
Boris gets a rocket Launcher and Destroys the House
Doris: That's it!! I will Shoot Boris on the Heart!
Boris: OOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT REALLY HURTS!!!!! I WILL SHOOT GRANDMA'S HOUSE!!!!
Boris Gets Out a Machine Gun and Shoots grandma's House
Grandma: WHAT DID THEY DO!!!! WE WILL EXPLODE A BOMB IN BORIS'S HOUSE!!!!
Grandma: Sets a Bomb and Explodes
Boris: Dies
Doris: KILLED MY HONEY!!!!!!! YOU WILL DIE!!!!
Doris Strangles Grandma
Grandma: Shoots A Rocket Launcher and Blows Doris's Head
Grandma: Take that you bitch!!
Grandpa: Take Down Leo's House!
Grandpa goes to leo's House and Blows up Leo's House
Leo: Gets a Giant Tank
Grandpa: Gets a Truck and Crashes Into Leo's Tank, and Leo dies because of explosion
Leo: I WILL- Dies
Clementine: You Killed Leo! You are also Gonna Die Shit!!!!
Clementine Blows Up Grandpa's truck and Dies
Caillou: You Killed Grandpa!!!! I Will Kill you Clementine!!!!
Miss Martin: No Caillou!
Miss Martin: Shoots Caillou with A Rocket Launcher and sets off caillou being blowed Up
Caillou: I Will- Presses Nuclear Bomb Button That he prepared for the war
Nuclear Bomb Aims Directly at miss martin
Miss Martin: Oh Cra-
Nuclear Bomb explodes and Burns the entire city, The Corpses have been turned into skeletons, and The Preschool was GONE. EVERYTHNG WAS GONE. Miss Martin and Clementine Also Died too, The Only Survivor in the city was Only Gilbert.
I Destroyed the VHS, The end.
Credited to Creepypastafan4455
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