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As a citizen, I identify as British. Sexually, I identify as Britsexual. I love the UK and I love the British people. If you insult me for being British then you are a fascist and need to get your priorities straight. I want to fuck the whole island and I am horny for the island because I am Brit-sexual. Every day I wake up and my no-no-zone is wet because all I can think about is MY country. No one will ever understand my love for the small ass island, but I don't care. I want to piss on the island and leave my mark of love. I want people to know that me and Britain will be together forever until the end, and that no one can have Britain but me. Gotta go, I have to piss on my house.

Credited to TheStealerOfSouls 

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