Bonzi.batch
For anyone who is unaware, BonziBuddy, was a free, Purple ape, office assistant like program which helped you browse the internet, understand a computer, and have fun. In 2008, speculation rolled in about Bonzi was sopposoply a spyware and malware program. There was so much hate mail, that the creator of the ape took the file down, never to surface again.
Bonzi
Hey, whats going on! My name's Jacob.
Do you remember that stupid malware program, BonziBUDDY? Yeah, that monstrosity. It's like they just said, "HEY KIDS, YOU WANT A HARMLESS APE? YOU WANT A F*CKING HARMLESS APE?! HERE YOU GO! ACCEPT THIS FREE VIRUS ALONG WITH IT!"
When I was a kid, everyone at my school had the ape on their computers, without knowing soon their computers would become infected.
I learned that the hard way. How you may ask?
Let me tell you.
A while back I heard rumors about a new program that was voted #1 in best XP programs. It was called BonziBuddy. I read some things about it, and by that I mean glancing at its Wikipedia page, it was pretty cool.
I went to bonzibuddy's website and I shook with excitement that I was soon gonna be a member of 'bonzi nation'. I moved as fast as I could to download this amazement. My smile decreased 20% as i noticed it was a Zip folder.
"I thought it was a installer..." I said, shaking off the fact that it wasn't an installer. I opened up winRAR and got that stupid "Buy our shit" message. I ignored it, extracting the file into a folder.
(Pasta not finished yet)
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