Among Us: The Impostor's Final Straw
So I was playing Among Us one day, and I decided to join some public lobbies. I clicked there and there was only one lobby open. (Which wasn't a surprise to me, since Among Us is dead.) The lobby looked strange, and it had 666 out of 69 players which made me a little worried, but morbid curiosity got the better of me. I clicked it and there was 6 players and they all were normal people and so I concluded that the playercount earlier was a visual bug. But instead of reporting it to Thinnerslut or whatever they're called, I just kept playing. One player stood out though, his name was Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe and it freaked the shit out of me. The round started and the red crewmate that usually says SHHHHHHH was gone, it was replaced with Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe and his evil and scary eyes. They were bleeding hyper ultra mega photorealistically hyperrealistic blood and it was so disgusting I almost shit, pissed and vomited at the same time. While the round started I was looking to complete some tasks in storage when suddenly Blue came to storage and started speaking. I could hear them and they were begging for their lives to stop the impostor and at the time I didn't know who it was. I suspected it was Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe, but his name clearly made him innocent. What the "players" said to me freaked me out... "YOU DUMBASS! Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe IS THE IMPOSTOR GOD DAMN IT oh by the way we're souls trapped in the game or something i dunno free us or something ahhhh scary" I was horrified and knew what I had to do because I couldn't just let these guys stay here and be tortured by Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe. I rushed to the emergency meeting button but I saw something in the hallway, it was Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe killing the purple soul and I had to run past him to call the meeting, but just then he said "I am going to kill you. And then kill you again." and then it was suddenly a Sonic Adventure 2 SnapCube Real-Time Fandub video. I ran past Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe and hit the meeting button and everyone immediately voted for Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe. He drifted off into space, but while he was I heard something crashing near my house. The souls were freed, but Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe crashed into my house and I died forever. The end.
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